what men think women love to be called:
what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
- lamp shade
- broken chair
- Samuel L Jackson
- dirty dish rag
- Joe Biden
- what to heck
if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Things I learned while reading The Silmarillion:
Things I did not learn while reading The Silmarillion:
So after several days of struggling through it, I finally finished reading The Silmarillion. I’ve wanted to read it for a long time, and I even bought a copy over the summer, but I’ve finally forced myself to work my way through it. I’ve been greatly encouraged by all the recent Silmarillion fanart coming across my dash recently. So thanks!.
I like it a lot. There was a lot of Eureka! moments and a lot of wait-who-is-this-guy?? Then I’d look them up in the index and spoil myself.
Now that I’ve read through it once, I’m going to read it again. This time I won’t have to be struggling with WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. I’ll be able to enjoy the story more.